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1. Describe your band in 13 words or less.
A Comic Product of Sex-crazed-hormone-raging chickens
on lsd and well-endowed-sizzling-hot-impossible-to-resist
Indo-southeastmongolian chicks x 13
2. What are your main influences, both musically
and otherwise?
Reproductive/Life sustaining organs (excluding the liver
and pancreas) for some absurd reason, Mallika Sherawat
(An Indian Film actress whose breasts can act better
than she can), Primus, King Diamond, Meshuggah, Dimmu
Borgir, Paris Hilton and her sister Venice Hilton...speaking
of which When is Hilton gonna get assassinated?
3. Tell us about the last record you released?
Technically it'll probably be somewhere during mid april
2043 AD when Sahil (Guitarist/Vocalist) will give up
music for cookery after his soul is eventually devoured
by demons of the culinary kind. On more realistic lines
it was released in May 2009. It was the first CD/DVD
Combo in India...aptly titled Khooni Murga (that loosely
translates to Murderous Cock). It featured 10 sex packed
songs that would be way too hot to handle for even a-recently-hit-by-puberty
Tiger Woods. The free bonus DVD was banned in the most
inconspicuous parts of Southern Russia...but nobody
cares about them anyway. It also happened to bring a
lotta money to those who bought it and buried it in
their backyard...so our suggestion would be to buy your
copy soon.
4.
When are you next out on tour?
After the much publicised (on GOD TV) and controversial
departure of our lead guitarist, we have been trying
to fill in the void that the absence of his super humongous
ass has so unfortunately created in the space-time continuum
of the Indian Rock Scene. As soon as we finalize our
4th super secret member we'll be ready to hit the scene
with a vengeance. No we're not an angry bunch...vengeance
is just a super cool word.
5.
Your home town aside, which is your favourite city to
play?
Ironically the answer to this question has got more
to do with the food that the city offers rather than
the support. Sorry my foodie personality just took over
for a moment. We've had a super awesome time playing
in Nagpur...quite a memorable gig that was. In Pune
we've had chicks going "we love you riju"
every single time we've played there (yes we have video
proof so HAAA). Delhi's cool too. Is it just us or are
Indians nice in general?
6.
If you could go out on tour with any two other bands,
who would you pick?
Primus and Freak Kitchen for sure.
7.
What has been the funniest / most horrific thing that’s
ever happened to you whilst on stage / tour?
There used to be a routine comic situation when Raj
(Guitarist) was in the band. During sound check, he'd
make sure that he'd bend over exactly in front of Sahil
and expose his not so pretty posterior to the Demonstealer
(stage moniker of Sahil) who'd writhe and shudder in
pain for obvious reasons. Amongst the many funny situations
we've had on stage, the funniest was when Riju (Bassist)
hung his skin coloured (YES skin coloured) underpants
on his bass during Channel V's Launchpad. The act detuned
his bass guitar and almost got us booted out. Another
time this hot chick introduced Raj Bhatt as Large Butt
which led to this homo fan boy running up on stage and
dry humping Raj from behind during the Solo of Pudhe
Sarka. We don't really talk about that incident though.
8.
What’s the best thing about being in a band?
You get to experience what having three wives is like.
Come to think of it, that's quite possibly the worst
thing about being in a band. You're married to guys
!!! In the non fagzoidal sense of course. Seriously
though, it's got to be the sheer awesomeness of being
able to create something and being remembered for it.
Especially in a band like Workshop, it's great to see
people laugh their asses off and leave their woes behind.
Sure we can't save the world from poverty and hunger
but we can definitely tickle its funny boner for a bit
eh.
9.
What was the first record you ever bought?
Creed - Human Clay (Obviously I'm embarrassed to name
Backstreet Boys...However considering this happens to
be an Rock/Metal site I'll go with Creed) [I think
BSB would of got you less aggro - Citizen X]
10.
What’s the most embarrassing CD in your collection?
Korn (All of them), Backstreet Boys, Fantastic Females
(for Sahil...I swear to God I've seen it in his collection),
How to make love to a Sex Doll - An Audiobook (Thats
the first CD you'll spot when you open Riju's cupboard).
11.
If you had to give up music and do a different job,
what would your ideal job be?
I've always fantasized being Monica Bellucci's make-up
artist. Or 50 Cent's body guard. Or Bill Gates' bank
account. No actually I'd much rather be Paris Hilton's
brain. Think about it. I'd have to do nothing. EVER.
And I'd be in the limelight 24x7 and rake in the moolah.
What could possibly be better than that?
12.
Tell us something you’ve never told anyone else
in an interview.
You're about to be executed by the clever use of Death
by Spamming. Please buy our album. We need the money.
We need the love. But primarily we need your money.
Please do us a favour and buy our album. Actually I
lied. I usually tell this to all the interviewers and
get them knocked off so they don't really live to tell
the tale. But aww you can feel special for just an incy
wincy bit. Oh oh oh oh and and and shhhhh this is a
secret....the truth actually might be out there. Shhhhhh
13. Famous last words?
What? Last words! Why? Are we about to get abducted
and transported to the Seventh Circle of Hell (namely
Justin Beiber's bathroom). Oh you mean THAT way. Err
okay. Buy original music, support the artists you love,
stay safe and keep away from that wiener grabbing stranger....his
candies probably don't taste that good anyway. I'll
be Bach... you can be Mozart. Thanks for putting up
with us. Signing out.
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